Over the course of my career, I have seen many sorry cases come through my doors in search of pills. I've seen wretches and dregs, waifs and scallywags, even the occasional weak tit and peabody. I have helped them all with my medicinal pills. But I have never just stopped with pills. These horribly afflicted creatures have always come to me for pills, served with an earful of common sense.
However, it has come to my attention that some of you are bed-ridden or flea-bit to such a degree that you cannot venture out onto your front stoop, let alone take the trip to my office. That is why you need the targeted approach to healing and wellness that only Doctor Moley's Personal Prescription service can give you!
That's right friends, if you have a problem and you need advice (it goes without saying that you also need pills), just ask Doctor Moley. For the fee of $20 US Dollars, I will produce a special video just for you. My patented Doctor Moley's Personal Prescription service is perfect to give to:
- A friend for their birthday
- A co-worker who is down in the dumps
- Your sibling, when you want someone else to insult and pick on them
- Your grandmother, to explain why she's going in a nursing home
Buy one for yourself by clicking the "Buy Now" button shown below and use PayPal to purchase one for yourself or a loved one - You can share some ideas or questions with me and then I will send you the customized video ( up to 30 seconds long) using a popular file-sharing website within 3 days of your purchase.
That's all for now. Doctor Moley, signing off.
